Comedy & Poetry

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The Lovable, Sir William (Billy) Connolly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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      "Well now - What's this you say?  Who in the bloody 'WORLD-SHARE' is this Crazy Rockfire person?  And why in the bleedin' blazes are you tellin' me that he's got my bloody picture on his website?  Well, I guess I'd better go and have a wee look at it then... He must be tryin' raise money to buy himself some new underpants or somethin'...  Okay, here we go - Just let me pull it up here... Okay, I've got it: My God, his got me sittin' there in a cartoon chair with a horrible bleedin' Banjo by me side!  I look like a bloody Scottish Nightmare!  You wait until I find him, so I can bend over and show him what I don't have under my Kilt!  Sir Richard, I'll get you for this - This Isn't Over By Far!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Let McSquizzy have a go at him!

I'll teach the bloody bugger a lesson in the likes of one that he won't forget!
First I'll take away his Nuts...

Then I'll beat him over the head with them 'til he passes out from the pain!!!
When McSquizzy gets done with him, he won't be Sir Richard anymore...

They'll be a-callin' him Ms. Richards from now on!!!"